Sunday, July 11, 2010

A Sign of Humour

I haven't written an article in a while, but technically, I didn't even write this one! It was forwarded to me in an email, and I don't know who did write it, though I made some minor improvements. If you know me, you'll understand why its funny. If you don't know me, you'll still get a kick out of it. Enjoy!

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want your tows."

On an Electrician's truck: "We'll look into your shorts."

At a Florist: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."

At the Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

On the back of a Septic Truck in Chicago: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Think you can make some up? Try your hand at it in the comments!


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